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10 Things a Mother Doesn’t Want to Hear

Joke of the Day Posted on | July 28, 2012 | No Comments

1. I swallowed a goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain?

4. The principal called…

5. But DAD says that word all the time.

6. What’s it cost to fix a window?

7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?

8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9. The dog doesn’t like dressing up in your clothes.

10. I’m moving out.

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