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How Fast?

Joke of the Day Posted on | September 27, 2011 | 1 Comment

Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!”

The second one said: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!”

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: “Sorry, dudes… but MY DAD is the fastest. He’s a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,… and he’s home by 3:45!”

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One Response to “How Fast?”

  1. Funny jokes
    September 28th, 2011 @ 02:56

    Hahaha even my father so,
    little johnny is alway different.

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