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ENGINE TROUBLE

Joke of the Day Posted on | April 22, 2011 | 1 Comment

Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry, we can fly just fine on two engines.” An hour later the pilot announced: “One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry, we still have one engine left.”

The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”

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One Response to “ENGINE TROUBLE”

  1. Jenay
    October 27th, 2011 @ 02:23

    I like to party, not look articles up olinne. You made it happen.

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