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Joke of the Day Posted on | February 22, 2011 | No Comments

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other,

“I’ve always wanted to be like the guys, and pee off a bridge.”

The other woman looks around and says,

“Well, I don’t see anyone around, now’s your chance!”

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to pee, she looks over her shoulder.

“Holly shit!” she exclaims, “I just pissed in a canoe!”

Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks down at the stream below.

“Calm down,” she says. “That wasn’t a canoe you pissed in, it was just your reflection.”

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