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Joke of the Day Posted on | February 26, 2011 | No Comments

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Ole, I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: “So, Ole, how was your day?”

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.”

“Bravo, Mate, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,” says Ole.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts, “HELP ME – I haven’t seen a man in over two years !! ”

“Ole, what did you do?” asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes!!”

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