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Married

Joke of the Day Posted on | October 29, 2010 | 1 Comment

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar & drinking Shot after Shot.

The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love. I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’

The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story. ‘I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son,my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.’

The Indian fainted.

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One Response to “Married”

  1. Katerina
    October 29th, 2010 @ 14:02

    “Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.” 😀

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