Two Midgets
Joke of the Day Posted on | August 24, 2010 | No Comments
Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun.
After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned.
The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting…
“One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!” over and over.
In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?”
“I can’t believe how much it sucked,” says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.”
The second midget answers,
“You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.”
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