Happy Hour
Joke of the Day Posted on | July 15, 2010 | No Comments
A guy was talking with his co-worker about where they should go for a beer after work. The friend suggested a place just to the north of their factory, because they were running a “Happy-Hour” deal: 2-for-1 beers from 5 PM to midnight.
Our hero agreed that 2-for-1 beers during Happy-Hour was a pretty good deal, but he wanted to try a place he’d been to over the weekend. He explained to his friend that, while beers were fairly expensive at this place, each beer purchased also came with a numbered ticket. “And… get this… Once every half-hour, they pull a number from a hat, and if they call the number of your ticket, you get laid… for free!”
The friend quickly agreed to try the new place.
Later, our hero and his dejected friend can be seen, quite drunk, sitting at a table at the new place, a large pile of tickets in front of each man.
Drunkenly, the friend suggests, “Hey, this is a rip-off! We’ve been here about 6 hours now, each had over 20 beers, there’s only 4 other guys in the place, and we haven’t won once!”
“Yeah,” agreed our hero, “I just don’t understand it. We were here last weekend… and my wife won 3 times!”
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