DUMB CRIME STORIES!
Joke of the Day Posted on | March 1, 2010 | No Comments
“A guy ordered a pizza to be delivered to his house. When the pizza guy arrived at his house, the resident robbed the pizza guy of all his money and the pizza at knife point. He let the pizza guy go, and was arrested at his house just minutes later.”
“My friend’s grandmother was taking a walk when a big tough guy walked by and ripped off her fake gold chain. As he run away with it she reacted ripping off his chain, which was made of real gold.”
“I read a story about a guy who tried to break into a jewelry shop by throwing a concrete block through the window. Problem was the window was made of unbreakable flexi glass and the concrete block simply bounced off the window and hit the robber in the head, knocking him out cold. He was still out when the police got there and arrested him.”
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