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Two Friends

Joke of the Day Posted on | February 20, 2010 | 2 Comments

Two friends, one very wealthy and the other quite poor, were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things when the poor man asked the rich man.

“So what did you end up giving you wife for her birthday, the Mercedes or the diamond ring?”

“I got her the Mercedes and the diamond ring,” says the rich man.

The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, “Why the hell did you get her both?”

The rich man replied, “I got her both so if she doesn’t like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler’s to exchange it. So… What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?”

The poor man says, “I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo.”

Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those items.

The poor man replied,

“Because if she doesn’t like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself!”


2 Responses to “Two Friends”

  1. Jayvee
    October 26th, 2011 @ 23:09

    You’re a real deep thniekr. Thanks for sharing.

  2. Kamren
    October 27th, 2011 @ 09:18

    And I was just wnoedring about that too!

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