Can’t Get it Down
Joke of the Day Posted on | January 12, 2010 | No Comments
A guy had been suffering with a priapism for several days. No amount of sex would make him lose his erection. He went to the pharmacy and asked the lady behind the counter if he might get a word with the pharmacist.
She was a little pissed off at his assumption. “Sir, I am the pharmacist.”
“No,” he explained, “I need to speak to a male pharmacist.”
“Sir,” she repeated, “I am the pharmacist, my sister is also a pharmacist, we own this store. I would consider it a personal & professional compliment if you would ask me any question that you might ask of a male pharmacist.
Our hero was long on pecker, but short of words with embarrassment. He whipped out a 14 inch purple helmeted soldier of passion. “O.K. Lady, what can you give me for this…..”
Now it was her turn to be embarrassed, “Um,Um, excuse me Sir. I must consult with my sister.” She disappeared into the back.
She came back a minute later still red-faced. “We can give you $600 for a great weekend and half interest in the store.”
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