Oh My God
Joke of the Day Posted on | December 3, 2009 | 2 Comments
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight #293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So set back and relax – OH MY GOD!”
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants.”
A passenger in coach said, “THAT’S NOTHING. He should see the back of mine.”
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December 5th, 2009 @ 10:37
he he.. nice one
December 5th, 2009 @ 11:56
oh dear… that was a groaner…