Rude Awakening
Joke of the Day Posted on | November 24, 2009 | No Comments
Paddy O’ Leary had spent the eve drinking at the local tavern. He knew he had a long walk home, so though he was a wee tipsy, he recalled a shortcut through the town’s cemetery.
Paddy staggered ’round the graves, but lost his footing and fell into a hole dug for a burial the following day. He passed out when he hit bottom.
Upon awakening the next morn, Paddy stood up and realized where he was– and promptly shouted “Glory Be to GOD! ‘Tis the Resurrection Day– and I’m the first one up!”
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