Preacher Leaving
Joke of the Day Posted on | September 26, 2009 | No Comments
The Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation — no one wanted him to leave.
Soren, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, “If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every two years, and his wife with a Chevy minivan to transport their children!”
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Not to be outdone, his brother Magnus, who owns several rental houses in town, stands and says, “If the Preacher will stay on here, I’ll let him and his family stay rent free in one of my rental houses, right down the block!”
More sighs and loud applause. Lena, now age 88, stands and announces with a smile, “If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!”
There is total silence until finally the Preacher, blushing, asks her, “Lena, whatever possessed you to say that?”
Lena’s 90-year-old husband, Ole, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side. Lena smiles broadly and replies, “Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, ‘Screw the preacher!’”
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