Most Efficient at Law Enforcement
Joke of the Day Posted on | September 25, 2009 | No Comments
In an attempt to see who was the most efficient at law enforcement, the President had his men turn 3 rabbits loose in 3 different patches of woods. He then called in the CIA, FBI, and the LA Police Dept. and told each of them to go out and find the rabbit.
The CIA set up covert ops, and made connections within the animal community, paid spooks and assasins for information, and at the end of 6 months, concluded that the rabbit did not exist.
The FBI carpet bombed the patch of woods, killing everything in it, and made no appologies for the loss of life because any animal helping the rabbit to hide, deserved whatever it got.
The LAPD went into the woods and within 10 minutes, came out with a bear in handcuffs, beating it half to death with their riot batons. The bear was reported to be yelling, “OK, OK…I’M A RABBIT! I’M A RABBIT!!”
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