MAN on the WOMEN’S tee
Joke of the Day Posted on | September 18, 2009 | No Comments
It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker – “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men’s tee, please!”
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement – “Would the MAN on the WOMEN’S tee kindly back up to the men’s tee!”
Murray had had enough. He breaks his stance, lowers his driver back to the ground and shouts, “Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the heck up and let me play my second shot?”
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