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Underage Pregnancy

Joke of the Day Posted on | July 13, 2009 | 1 Comment

A fourteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys the pregnancy kit and the test result is that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, who was the pig, I want to know, you now go and tell your father, etc. etc. When finally left alone, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed with a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

“Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge. If a girl is born I can bequeath her 3 stores, 2 condominiums apartments, a beach villa and a US$500,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, apart from the US$ 500,000 If it is twins, a factory and US$ 250,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage…..”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand on the man’s shoulder and tells him:

“You’ll fuck her again!!!”

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One Response to “Underage Pregnancy”

  1. Yasuko Guilford
    October 25th, 2011 @ 03:29

    We’ve all heard the advice that we’re supposed to drink eight glasses of water a day. And we’ve all nodded our heads and continued to drink our usual three or four-less in many cases. The truth is, it’s tough to get that much water down in one day.

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