Comments on: Operation http://JokeDiary.com/2009/07/operation.html Joke of the Day For Everybody Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:27:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: joke of the day http://JokeDiary.com/2009/07/operation.html/comment-page-1#comment-49 joke of the day Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:35:39 +0000 http://jokediary.com/blog/?p=226#comment-49 They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"<br><br>The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."<br><br>The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."<br><br>"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout." They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

]]>