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Joke of the Day Posted on | February 17, 2009 | 4 Comments

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”

She asks, “What?” and he replies


Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

“I know,” Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.”

“Well, I can oblige”, says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard’s manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K.

She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who s
holding Howard’s manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don’t have?!?”

Howard smiled happily and replied, “Parkinson’s!”


4 Responses to “Parkinson’s”

  1. Docgroove
    March 6th, 2009 @ 05:23

    Still hollering! LOL!

  2. Anneli
    November 15th, 2009 @ 20:52

    My dad had Parkinsons for 20 years. He died at 65. At first I had many mixed feelings about this joke, but I have to admit, it is extremely funny!

  3. Rob
    December 19th, 2010 @ 01:59

    well as a PD patient i can say, this is friggin hilarious. humor heals the soul folks, if this offends ya, well walk 1 day in our shoes before ya frown on our jokes! hell, i plan on opening a martini bar one day….shaken, not stirred!

    This is Suppose to be a Joke, It’s not true, not to offend or directed to anyone. pls do not take it personally.

  4. Tim
    August 30th, 2011 @ 08:36

    This has been my favourite joke for years. I tell it differently, but I once told it in Germany, in German, and there was a pause before they registered what they’d heard, then they totally cracked up. It’s not in their tradition, but they were in bits.
    It’s a dangerous joke to tell obviously because someone might be very raw, for very good reasons. But as per the comments above, it’s good banter, and a very funny joke.

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