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Stutter

Joke of the Day Posted on | December 26, 2008 | No Comments

A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says,

“DDDDDoc, I’ve bbbeen stut-stuttterrrering for Ye-yeears, and IIII’m tired of it. Ca-ca-caan yoooou hellllp me?”

The doc says, “Well, I’ll have to examine you to see what’s going on.”

So he examines him, and says, “Well I think I know what the problem is.”

The guy asks, “We-we-well wwwhat is it, dddoc?

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your penis, it’s about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords.”

The guy asks, “Wwwhaat ca-can we dddo?”

The doctor says, “Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.”

The guy replies, “DDDDDoooo it!”

The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor’s office and says,

“Doc, you solved the problem and I don’t stutter anymore, but I’ve only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn’t like it anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don’t care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.”

The doctor says, “NNNNope a ddddeal’s aaa dddddeal!!!

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