Millionaire’s House
Joke of the Day Posted on | November 10, 2008 | No Comments
I recently paid a visit to a millionaire’s house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer.
Below is how the offer was made to me:
Question: “What would you like to have….. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “Tea please”
Question: “Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?”
Answer: “Ceylontea”
Question: “How would you like it? Black or white?”
Answer: “White”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?”
Answer: “With milk.”
Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer: “With cow milk please.”
Question: “Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: “Uhmm? I will take it black.”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar”
Question:” Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar”
Question:” White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Wow! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water?”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored?”
Answer: “Gee! I give up…. just forget about everything.”
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