Holy Killer
Joke of the Day Posted on | November 13, 2008 | 1 Comment
A burglar broke into the house of a Quaker in the middle of the night and started to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and went downstairs with his shotgun.
When he found the burglar he pointed his gun at him and said gently, “Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot!”
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December 5th, 2008 @ 11:36
holy joke! :p