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Ah Beng’s Liver & Cheese

Joke of the Day Posted on | November 30, 2008 | 1 Comment

There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee – a black guy, an American guy and an Ah Beng.

They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. Next thing you know they start making bets on who can get her to go out with them first.

The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says, “Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let’s see who can make the best sentence using the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’.”

So the black guy goes, “That’s easy. I love liver and I hate cheese.” The waitress shakes her head in disgust.

The American guy goes, “Well, I hate liver and I love cheese.” The waitress says, “That is so stupid. That’s essentially the same thing!”

Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress’ waist. “Liver alone, cheese mine!” ( leave her alone, she is mine ) !!!


One Response to “Ah Beng’s Liver & Cheese”

  1. JohnJon
    December 4th, 2008 @ 00:44

    Ah Beng is supposed to be Mexican so that “Liver alone cheese mine) doesn’t need to be explained.

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