Nine year old Junior
Joke of the Day Posted on | August 28, 2008 | No Comments
Nine year old Junior comes home from school one day and his mother asks what he learned. “Oh, mom,” said Junior, “I learned how to fuck today!” Mom is furious and sends him to his room explaining that he has to wait till his father gets home. Well, dad gets home about an hour later and is met by his irate wife. “Go talk to YOUR son!” she demands.
Dad goes up and finds his son sitting on the bed and asks what had happened. “Dad, all I told her is that I learned to fuck today,” says Junior. “That’s my boy!!!!!” dad blurts out, but after thinking a moment he says, “Well, your mom is really upset about this, so I’m gonna have to ground you for a week. But, I see you’re following in your father’s footsteps. I’m quite proud of you.”
The next day at the construction site, dad is bragging to all his co-workers about his nine year old son getting laid. “A chip off the old block!” he beams . “Of course, I didn’t start till I was ten, but he’s already becoming a man!!”
Dad comes home from work that night, proud as can be, barely kisses the wife’s cheek as he rushes up to his son’s room. “Well, son,” he asks, “did you do it again today???”
“Oh, no!” exclaims Junior, “my butt still hurts from yesterday!”
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