The Top 12 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
Joke of the Day Posted on | June 4, 2008 | No Comments
· During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot.
· His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
· When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, “Scroll down.”
· C:\Downloads\Porn\2002\July\03\10PM-11PM\
· Tells everyone he’s a pioneer in “palm computing.”
· He’s suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
· Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
· When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, “Boy, I’d like to click on her.”
· You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
· As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
· During sex, he shouts, “Refresh! Refresh!”
· His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you. He pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
· During sex, she shouts, “More bandwidth!”
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