Location, Location
Funny Jokes Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 by Author @ 11:29 PM
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"He ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so I called him a pencil-necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a piece of horsecrap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 5 minutes - the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
But I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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