HOW TO COVER YOUR OWN TRACKS

Joke of the Day Posted on | April 25, 2008 | 1 Comment

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of the offending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

“Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I’m not.”

Category: Funny Jokes

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One Response to “HOW TO COVER YOUR OWN TRACKS”

joker
April 26th, 2008 @ 22:51

Hi there,

I would like to do link exchange. I have a daily joke blog, ’1 Joke a Day’. AND another funny blog on video and emails, ‘Being Fun’.

’1 Joke a Day’
http://1jokeaday.blogspot.com/

‘Being Fun’
http://being-fun.blogspot.com

Hope to hear from you.

yhloh.67@gmail.com

cheers!

Loh