Any Proof
Funny Jokes Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 by Author @ 11:12 PM
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?""Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."
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At 4:53 PM, said…







Nice.