Australia Vacation
Joke of the Day Posted on | December 6, 2007 | No Comments
A gorgeously slim, size 8 blonde from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel.
Janice changed into her skimpy thong bikini, put on a fashionable beach shirt, beach hat, sunglasses, new sandals … You get the idea. She grabbed a large towel; her new beach bag and headed for the golden Australian sand and sun.
To her surprise the beach was very crowded. The only spot big enough to accommodate her large towel was just next to a filthy, salt encrusted bench with a seriously dirty old bum collapsed on it.
Janice was VERY nervous about stretching out in her bikini next to this old bum … but it was the only available place. Anyway, she was on holiday, this was Australia and she’d be safe enough!
Janice spread her beach towel; removed her shirt and hat; and opened her beach bag to get her sun-tan lotion. She liberally applied sun-tan lotion all over her VERY sexy, pale white body.
The bum watched intently.
Janice laid back on her towel to read a little. Then realized she’d forgotten to remove her new sandals.
She sat up and slipped off her sandals.
As she stretched back down, the bum lean over and asked,
“Hey lady, can I smell your pussy?”
Like a released spring and, absolutely outraged, Janice jumped up and exclaimed, “Of course not! I’ve never been so insulted”
“Oh!” announced the bum, “Then it must be your feet …”
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