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He said…She said

Joke of the Day Posted on | November 25, 2007 | 1 Comment

10) He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?

9) She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said… It’s not my fault…I ran out of money.

8) He said … Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said…Well, you succeeded.

7) He said… ‘Two inches more, and I would be king’
She said…’Two inches less, and you’d be queen

6) On wall in ladies room: “My husband follows me everywhere.” Written just below it: “I do not.”

5) He said… “Shall we try a different position tonight?”
She said…”That’s a good idea…. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. “

4) Priest… ‘I don’t think you will ever find another man like your late husband.’
She said…’Who’s gonna look?’

3) He said … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said … Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

…and the number 1 “He said…She said”..

1) He said … Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said…I would, but you’re never there.


One Response to “He said…She said”

  1. nordend
    November 29th, 2007 @ 20:58

    yes very funny to read what he and she said. If you got angry to your man or to your wife could answer with an insult.

    I stumbled on a nice database with quite funny insults you could have answered Insult to injury

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