Funeral Notice
Joke of the Day Posted on | November 7, 2007 | No Comments
The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?”
“$5.00 per word, Ma’am,” came the response.
“Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“OK, write this: ‘Cohen died.’”
“I’m sorry, Ma’am; I forgot to tell you there’s a five-word minimum.”
“Hmmph,” came the reply, “You certainly did forget to tell me that.” A moment of silence. “Got your pencil and paper?”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“OK, print this: ‘Cohen died, Cadillac for sale.’”
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