Condoms
Joke of the Day Posted on | October 26, 2007 | No Comments
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:
Nike Condoms : – Just do it.
Toyota Condoms : – Oh.. what a feeling.
Ford Condoms : – The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms : – Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms : – Where do you want to go today ?
KFC Condoms : – Finger Licking Good.
M&Ms; Condoms : – Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Coca-Cola Condoms : – The Real Thing.
Ever-Ready Condoms : – Keep going and going ….
Macintosh Condoms : – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles Condoms : – Once you pop, you can’t stop.
USA Brands
Budwiser Condoms:- This bud’s for you
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper
Gatorade Condoms:- The thirst Quencher Ball
Park Franks Condoms:- They plump when you use em
Charmin Condoms:- Don’t squeeze the Charmin
Telecom Brands
Nokia Condoms:- This is Human Technology
Ericsson Condoms:- It’s all about connecting people
ATT Condoms:- The right choice
Motorola Condoms:- What you never thought possible
And my personal favorite:
Movies Godzilla Condoms:- Size does matter!!!
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