Calf
Joke of the Day Posted on | October 31, 2007 | 2 Comments
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out.”
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
“Here,” he said, “is the check for $900. It’s post-dated six years from now.”
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October 31st, 2007 @ 22:23
this joke really sucked
October 31st, 2007 @ 22:44
post a CHECK ?
LOL