What To Wear
Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, September 13, 2007 by Author @ 7:09 PM
A man, about to undergo an IRS audit, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper."Then he asked his legal counsel the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your finest suit and tie."
Utterly confused at this point, the man went to his priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of his dilemma.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the priest. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'
The man protested, "Father, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
"Don't you see? It doesn't matter what you wear my son, either way you're fucked!"
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