Drunk
Joke of the Day Posted on | September 22, 2007 | No Comments
A drunk gets up from the bar to take a leak. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. “What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring my customers!” “I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.” With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, “You idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!”
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