Broccoli
Joke of the Day Posted on | September 30, 2007 | No Comments
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!”
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, “Channel No. 5, $150 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound.”
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