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Mad Cow Disease

Joke of the Day Posted on | August 28, 2007 | No Comments

Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.
Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?
Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year ?
Reporter : Sir, I respect your comments but we are in the programme for mad cow disease only.
Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow’s breast for milk 4 times a day = 1460 times a year ?
Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease ? (She was angry because the farmer had being talking sexy things.
Farmer : lady, if I will to squeeze your breast 4 times a day = 1460 times a year but you only get SEX once a year — WILL YOU BE MAD???!!!

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