A Dog Man
Funny Jokes Posted on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 by Author @ 11:54 PM
A man sat at a barstool and plopped a dog down on the bar. The bartender says, "What in the world are you doin with that dog?" "Why I'm going to sell it for a hundred dollars", replied the man."What's so special about that dog?"
"This dog eats pussy," exclaimed the man.
A few minutes later in walks this beautiful woman.
She asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"
"Why its for sale mdm, this dogs eats pussy. And I'll let you have it for $100."
"I'll take it", shouted the lady as she threw down $100.
"Ok mdm, here's the dog and my phone number in case you have any problems."
The lady took the dog home, laid down spread eagle naked in bed and prodded the dog. Nothing happened. She poked the dog and nothing. It didn't move. She called the man who sold her the dog. "This dog won't do anything, I want my money back"
The man said, "Hold it, I'll be right there, give me your address." The man heads straight for the lady's home.
He walks in and sure enough the dog is not doing anything. It just sits there.
Then the man says to the dog, "All right, I'm going to show you this just one more time."
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