The Christmas Bike
Joke of the Day Posted on | August 19, 2007 | No Comments
A little boy just got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding down it down the street. He stopped at a red light next to a Police Officer on a horse.
The Police Officer asked the boy “Did Santa bring you that new bike?” the boy replied “Yes!”
“It looks like Santa forgot to put reflectors on the back of your bike” said the Police Officer, “The next time I see you there better be reflectors on your bike!” said the Police Officer.
The little boy replied “Yes Sir”.
“Officer, can I ask you a question?” said the little boy.
“Yes”, said the Officer.
“Did Santa bring you that horse?” asked the boy.
“Yes he did!” said the officer.
“Oh, if I ever get a horse I’m going to ask Santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top!!!!” said the boy.
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