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12 Ways to ‘suan’ a person ( Sarcastic )

Joke of the Day Posted on | July 29, 2007 | No Comments

1.Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

2.I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

3.At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face.

4.I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you!

5.If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!

6.Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

7.Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

8.Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

9.He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

10.He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

11.I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!

12.I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

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