Good And Bad News

Joke of the Day Posted on | June 8, 2007 | No Comments

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That’s terrible!! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor : I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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