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5Cs + 5Ks

Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, April 22, 2007 by Author @ 4:46 PM

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5 'C's?
Car, Condo,Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

The latest is 5 'K's ...
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5 C's and 5 K's for Singaporeans, Now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent...

Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

That's why "Singapore is solid" !
Malaysia is in such a bad shape because.......
Malaysia's "practice" to Simple Living :

5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House...

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