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Joke of the Day Posted on | February 19, 2007 | No Comments

There was a boy, whose parents were very strict in his upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day, he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his Mother and asked her what they were doing.

His Mother told him. “It’s called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will turn to stone that very minute!”

On his 21st Birthday, he went out with some friends, who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town. She knew that he had never been kissed before.

When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She asked him, “What are you afraid of? It won’t hurt.” He replied, “My Mother said if I kiss a girl, I’ll die that very minute!” She replied, “Don’t be a baby, now come on kiss me.” With that she gave him a hot kiss, square across the lips. He began to cry, “Oh no I’m going to die.” She asked, “Why are you going to die?” He replied, “I’ve just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!”

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