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Before And After Wedding

Joke of the Day Posted on | February 21, 2007 | No Comments

Before Wedding- Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I’m stuck with you.
After Wedding- Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I will sue you.

Before Wedding- Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La.
After Wedding- Where you want to go, he says hawker centre lah.

Before Wedding- She enjoys his looks.
After Wedding- She enjoys his cheque book.

Before Wedding- She looks like Ling Qing Xia.
After Wedding- She looks like Shen Dian Xia.

Before Wedding- Weekends at Cameron, Genting & Fraser Hill.
After Wedding- Furthest you go is Bukit Timah Hill.

Before Wedding- He opens the car door.
After Wedding- He opens his mouth & snores.

Before Wedding- She was your ideal.
After Wedding- She becomes your ordeal !


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