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Wooden Leg

Joke of the Day Posted on | December 27, 2006 | No Comments

A man and woman meet in a bar and start to dance. She comments on how the man is a wonderful dancer.

He says, not bad for a man with a wooden leg, eh? She says, yeah right, you don’t have a wooden leg. Well watch. So he unscrewed his leg and proved it to her. Later, dropping her off at home he kisses her and she say’s my you embrace me divinely.

He says not bad for a man with a wooden arm, huh? They go inside and play cards with her parents.

She say’s, my you play a wonderful game of cards. He say’s not bad for a guy with a wooden head eh? She say’s you don’t have a wooden head. He say’s come into the next room and I’ll show you.

The parents waited quite a while but finally look and sure enough he was screwing his head off.


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