What Job Advertisements Really Mean
Funny Jokes Posted on Saturday, December 09, 2006 by Author @ 4:02 PM
1. "Join our fast-paced company" - We have no time to train you.2. "Must be deadline oriented" - You'll be 6 months behind schedule on your first day.
3. "No phone calls please" - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
4. "Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience" - You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.
5. "Requires team leadership skills" - You have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay and respect.
Contributed By - Ling
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