What Job Advertisements Really Mean

Funny Joke Posted on | December 9, 2006 | No Comments

1. “Join our fast-paced company” – We have no time to train you.
2. “Must be deadline oriented” – You’ll be 6 months behind schedule on your first day.
3. “No phone calls please” – We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
4. “Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience” – You’ll need it to replace the three people who just left.
5. “Requires team leadership skills” – You have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay and respect.

Contributed By – Ling