Who is Daisy
Funny Jokes Posted on Friday, November 17, 2006 by Author @ 10:38 PM
A husband and wife were having breakfast. The husband was ensconced behind his morning paper."You had a very restless night, dear," said the wife. "And what's more you kept murmuring a woman's name in your sleep. Now, tell me, who is Daisy?"
"Oh -er," he stammered, "the fact is, my dear, Daisy is the name of a filly I backed yesterday. It won, 10-1, and here's your share."
Handing his wife a five-dollar bill, he hid himself once again behind the newspaper.
That evening, at the dinner table, his wife once again returned to the attack.
"By the way," she said, "you know that horse you backed yesterday? Well, she telephoned this afternoon."
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