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Joke of the Day Posted on | November 30, 2006 | No Comments

A woman goes to the doctor’s office and says to him. “Doctor, I’ve got a strange problem I need your opinion on.”

“Could you describe the symptoms to me?” the doctor asks.

“Well, it’s easier if I show you,” she said and, standing up, proceeds to undress.

When she was down to her underwear she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs.

“They don’t hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them.”

‘The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, “Are you a lesbian, by any chance?” he asked.

Embarrassed and slightly nonplussed at this question coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied, “Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?”

“Well,” the doctor says, “I’m afraid you’ll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren’t real gold.”

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