Condom
Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 by Author @ 7:08 PM
A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know, so she asked him to drop his pants, which he did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting and like most men, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She then asked him to drop his pants, which he did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-size condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way cool. He'd never had any type of sexual contact with a female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he quickly did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said ............
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"Cleanup, Register 5, ..... Cleanup, Register 5."
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