Tarzan

Funny Joke Posted on | September 18, 2006 | No Comments

Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.
The lion rips off one arm, one of his eyes, and rips off his penis.

Left for dead, Cheetah finds Tarzan lying there and rescues him.
Taking him up to their tree house, they give him a gorillas arm to replace the one he had lost.
An eagle’s eye for his eye, and a baby elephant’s trunk to replace his penis.

After a few days of using his new parts, Cheetah asks Tarzan, “How do you like your new parts?”
Tarzan replies “Me like new arm, very strong.
Me like new eye, see far and good.
But me no like new willie, all day long it picks up leaves and shoves them up my ass.”